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There's an old woman living in my house....

posted by: frazoo on 12.06.2007 at 01:25 pm in Kitchen Table Forum

Once in a while, I'll catch a glimpse of her in a mirror. (At first, I thought it was my mother..LOL!) Otherwise, she remains discreet. How do I know she's here? Because she's leaving tell-tale signs around my house. Like....
my hairbrush... full of thin, grayish hairs
my closet...high heels are gone; replaced with tennies and comfortable flat shoes
my lingerie drawer...only white cotton briefs and sturdy bras in there
my medicine cabinet... no birth control pills, but full of vitamins and supplements, stool softeners and/or anti-diarrheal tabs and prescriptions
my snack cupboard... a variety of crunchy, fiber-filled snack bars

How about any of you? Is there an old woman leaving her stuff around in your house?



clipped on: 05.19.2012 at 05:06 pm    last updated on: 05.19.2012 at 05:06 pm