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Deep thoughts - thanks LindaC

posted by: lilod on 09.09.2011 at 12:25 am in The Garden Party Forum

FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:

1. Money cannot buy happiness but it is more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy but remember the buzzard's name.

3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it is illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

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